Total Medals Earned: 549 (From 61 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,440 Points
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/205 points)
Destroy 10 enemies without dying
Complete first level
Score a x1 at the punch machine
Destroy 50 enemies without dying
Complete the game
Destroy 150 enemies without dying
Destroy last boss without getting hit
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 11/46 (85/490 points)
Play as a Mercenary!
Play as a Monk!
Play as a Warrior!
Get a 5th Tier Weapon!
Reach the Second Area!
Hold 10 Potions at Once!
Reach Level 10!
Carry 350 Coins
Use your Second Wind!
Play as a Blackguard!
Play as a Red Knight!
Play as an Avenger!
Play as a Lime Knight!
Play as an Enforcer!
Play as a Wizard!
Play as a Saiyan!
Play as a Paladin!
Play as an Esper!
Play as a Necromancer!
Play as an Oni!
Play as a Bard!
Play as a Ranger!
Play as a Darkfolk!
Play as a Druid!
Play as a Cleric!
Play as a Rogue!
Get 35 points in any stat
Assemble two Pieces of Time!
Successfully play the Flute 3 times!
Get -3 in any stat!
Get a Rune of Enragement!
Conquer the Arena!
Visit a Gachapon!
Reach the Third Area
Get a 5th Tier Equip!
Get an Orange Belt
Beat the game on Easy Difficulty
Beat the game on Medium Difficulty!
Beat the game on Nethack Difficulty!
Medals Earned: 6/7 (35/45 points)
Throw up a food item
Bounce on a spring
Push a button
You are dead
Enter the Earth
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)
Collect 20 stars
Collect 40 stars
Collect 60 stars
Medals Earned: 3/12 (20/250 points)
You made it through the morning shift!
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You're over the hump!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 8/9 (50/60 points)
Jump over a flame. (Jump over one of Bowsa's fireballs)
Figured out the buttons? Good. (Press each control once)
Search for your brain. (Sit on the title screen for 10 seconds)
Go the wrong way. (Press left at any time)
Fall into a hole.
Take out everything. (Defeat every enemy)
Leave the innocents alone. (Do not harm a single foe, ecluding Bowsa and Toad)
Medals Earned: 13/17 (375/525 points)
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Nuke Sydney
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 9 horses
Kill 10 sky divers
Crush 10 kayaks
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Medals Earned: 2/16 (15/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Medals Earned: 5/6 (105/110 points)
It was yearning for her sweet caress...
The Father is not pleased
Get it?
Yum, yum, war on terror!
You're a real smartster!
Shame on you, you're a bad person.
Medals Earned: 10/10 (65/65 points)