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Alaska (Duh)
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I'm from Alaska, Bitches

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Not a subject I like to think about because I'm only 19, but what if a day comes that I become a "responsible" adult, get a boring as hell job, raising (two?) children, and I can't enjoy the sweet embrace of video games! Seriously, that is a day I don't want to see. My entire childhood was connected to my Sega Genesis, and my high school life was to my 360, I don't want the remainder of my adult life without digital stimulation, I REFUSE TO BECOME AN OLD BAG LIKE MY MOTHER!

Recent Game Medals

Bad boy, bad! 10 Points Beat the crap out of the second opponent! Medal Stats.
The way the cookie crumbles 5 Points Beat the crap out of the first opponent! Medal Stats.
Nutrition Expert 50 Points You're a real smartster! Medal Stats.
Bringer Of Salami 10 Points It was yearning for her sweet caress... Medal Stats.
Military Industrial Feeder 25 Points Yum, yum, war on terror! Medal Stats.
The Father's rage 10 Points The Father is not pleased Medal Stats.
Titanic Reference 10 Points Get it? Medal Stats.
Ignorance Isn't Bliss 5 Points Finish the Tutorial Medal Stats.
Golden Boy 100 Points Find all 60 unique fails Medal Stats.
Rank: TB 50 Points Achieve the Rank TB Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 539 (From 60 different games.)